I like to be very direct when I praise the divine. I tend to skip over God and focus my worship right on the yeast. I know that technically it is just a fungus but I feel that every time I brew my prayers are answered in the form of sweet intoxicating alcohol.
ALL HAIL SACCAROM! LAY YOUR NUTRIENT UPON THE ALTAR AND BEG FOR ATTENUATION!
Remember kids, the definition is insanity is to brew the same beer over and over and expect the same results.